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Nope. You'd have to pay people quite a bit. It wouldn't be as bad if they hired tons of cops at the same time, or brought some in from elsewhere.

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Hiring a bunch of people at the same time for any job rarely turns out well. Especially if you have to lower the standards.

However bringing some from elsewhere might show some promise. Might I suggest some police and rules from Singapore? A very civilized,urban multicultural, society.

We could start a small pilot project with the New York subway. As over 400,000 jump the turnstiles daily without paying and several make the traveling unsanitary and dangerous. We would insist the Singapore police provide their own rattan canes. Immediately it would give new meaning to those rap lyrics, "clap those cheeks."

We could also bring some of the police from El Salvador to run Rikers Island. They appear to have a system, consisting of nose to culo group hug while in their boxers that has a calming effect on the prisoners.

Looks progressive to me. Let's give these alternatives a chance.

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Let's get the police with dogs to the white college campuses and white neighborhoods to increase white felons and imprisonment. Then whip your ass with a cane until it profusely bleeds. Pookie and ray-ray will have sloppy seconds. 😂🤣😅

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