This is a tough one. Your crime is already dead and buried and its soul burning in hell for all eternity. But this body is still warm and the pool of blood yet to congeal. It's got astrology, stupidity, and mendacity in quantities too copious to measure. He's even got "root cause," "equal in our humanity," and "deserve to be treated equally" IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH!
I'm sorry, LM. I gotta pull your paper, my friend. We have a new champion.
Congratulations, Mr. Nelson. Your prize will be coming soon in the mail inside a Publisher's Clearinghouse package—simply fill out all the requested information and you're a guaranteed winner!
This is a tough one. Your crime is already dead and buried and its soul burning in hell for all eternity. But this body is still warm and the pool of blood yet to congeal. It's got astrology, stupidity, and mendacity in quantities too copious to measure. He's even got "root cause," "equal in our humanity," and "deserve to be treated equally" IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH!
I'm sorry, LM. I gotta pull your paper, my friend. We have a new champion.
Congratulations, Mr. Nelson. Your prize will be coming soon in the mail inside a Publisher's Clearinghouse package—simply fill out all the requested information and you're a guaranteed winner!