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Excellent observation. I see now we must look at this holistically. If stubbs keeps hitting those 3 pointers, it's going to cost him an eye.

But to keep our carbon footprint down, we will have to dispense with the traditional hot poker and utilize a pointed stick. Size and angle to be determined by a diverse committee.

In the future we might find it necessary to lower the hoop as well. This dimension could be determined by a littler of Leftwaffe harpies, or the panelists from that daytime program, The View.

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Again no need to lower the hoop; all scores will be the same. Equity of outcomes. Already well established in public schools and colleges. We’re all winners and we’re all exactly equal in outcomes! Hoorah

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